(Chorus)
'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll
give you the key
Come on now, let's get together ~ In perfect
harmony
I got 20 acres and you got 43
Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give
you the key.
I'll stick by you and give you all that you need
We'll have twins and triplets ~ I'm a man built for
speed
And you know I'll love you darling ~ So give me your
hand
Oh, the thing I want the most is all that acres of
land.
For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Pigs sleep in the kitchen ~ It's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up, would you change your mind?
I'll give up drinking Scrumpy
And that lager and lime.
Weren't we a grand couple at that last Wurzel dance?
I wore brand new gaiters and me corduroy pants
In your new Sunday dress
With your perfume smelling grand
We had our photos taken, us holding hands.
Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give
you the key
Now that we're both past our 50's
I think that you and me should stop this gallivanting
And will you marry me?
'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll
give you the key.