Forget your tax laws, in-laws,
out-laws, too
Even Grandma's jumpin' like
new
Dancing and prancing -- any
ole dude'll do
Dancing outside, inside, upside-down
Look -- her feet don't touch
the ground
Struttin', double clutchin',
and
hitching up her gingham gown
The amp'll stapple crackle pop
when we start to rock
You'll feel your toes tapping
down in your socks
Skippin' and trippin' and rocking
around the clock
We'll keep you creepin' and
peepin'
-- anything but sleepin'
Till the moonshine meets the
sun
Then you'll drag it to your
wagon and
The band's on the run again.