Bible Tales
Talking snakes, trees, and donkeys are a thing.
The earth is 6,000 years old.
God created light BEFORE he invented the sun and stars.
Noah had 3 sons at 500 years old, and at 600 years old,
when a global flood occured, he managed to put dinosaurs onto the Ark, persuaded penguins to swim to the middle east from Antarctica, somehow shepherds all the other 5 hundred gazillion species onto the ark in a single day, and they magically didn’t all eat each other on the trip.Jesus walked on water,
fed 5,000 people with five loaves of bread, two fishes, and has 12 baskets leftover?
God parted the red sea for Noah.
Samson caught 3,000 foxes, tied their tails together and set them on fire.
Elijah shows that he “is a man of God” by burning 102 men to death.
God sends two bears to rip up 42 little children, for making fun of Elijah’s bald head.
Ahaziah is somehow two years older than his father?
Jonah lives in the belly of a whale for for three days and nights. Awesome.Jesus recommends cutting off a body part if you sin.
Jesus said those who believe in me, will be able to perform even greater miracles than he did!
Peter’s shadow had magical healing power.
People got out of their graves and walked around after Jesus rose from the dead.
God kills everything to make the world less violent (Genesis 6:11-13).
God decides to kill Moses because his son wasn’t circumcised. Luckily his Egyptian wife took a sharp stone and cut off the foreskin of her son. (Exodus 4:24-26).
God sends plagues so people can get to know him better. (Exodus 9:14)
A population of 70 people became several million in less than 40 years during the Exodus.What to do if you sin without knowing it? kill an unblemished ram for God Leviticus (5:14-15).
After Jesus kills the herd of pigs by sending devils into them, afterwhich the “whole city” asks him to leave. I don’t blame them. (Matthew 8:34).
Physically deformed people cannot approach God (Leviticus 21:18-21.
Cursing at your parents warrants death (Leviticus 20:9)Genesis chapter 1 says the first man and woman were made at the same time, and after the animals.
But Genesis chapter 2 gives a different order of creation: man, then the animals, and then woman.
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