I take Him shopping with me. I say, "OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain."

You can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God.

Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and a man's enemies will be the members of his household. (Matthew 10: 34)

And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money. (Exodus 21:20-21).

If a man also lieth with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. (Leviticus 20:13)

Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee. (Leviticus 19:19).

The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God. (Deuteronomy 22:5)

Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, brokenhanded, Or crookbac, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. (Leviticus 21:17-21)

The simple believeth every word. - Proverbs 14:15

Which version or translation is valid? Which is inspired by God?
Latin Vulgate (Jerome’s 405 A.D.) | Jerome (c. 347-420) | Venerable Bede New Testament Translations (733) | John Wycliffe (1324) | Alcal? Polyglot Bible of Cardinal Ximenes (1514-17) | TYNDALE’S NEW TESTAMENT (1534) | COVERDALE’S BIBLE (1535) | MATTHEWS BIBLE (1537) | TAVERNER’S BIBLE (1539) | GREAT BIBLE (1539) | Sixtus Latin Vulgate | The Authorized Catholic Lain Vulgate (1592) | GENEVA BIBLE (1560) | BISHOP’S BIBLE (1568 ) | RHEIMS NEW TESTAMENT (1582)
And those were the scriptures before the King James Version (1611) and most were later printed in English. Among those originally created in English are: The Wycliffe | The Tyndale’s New Test | The Taverner’s | the Geneva. If these scriptures were “God inspired”, why did they need updates and addendums? 

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things. —Isaiah 45:7 Ref

Let a woman learn in silence with all submission. And I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence. ~ 1 Timothy 2:11-12

When the Lord your God brings you into the land you are entering to possess and drives out before you many nations ... then you must destroy them totally. Make no treaty with them, and show them no mercy. (Deuteronomy 7:1)

A curse on him who is lax in doing the LORD’s work! A curse on him who keeps his sword from bloodshed! ~Jeremiah 48:10

… Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead with the edge of the sword and; also the women and little ones…. every male and every woman that has lain with a male you shall utterly destroy. ~ Judges 21:10-12

Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. ~ Matthew 10:34

You will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the Lord your God has given you. ~ Deuteronomy 28:53

Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Ye have seen all the evil that I have brought upon Jerusalem, and upon all the cities of Judah ~ Jeremiah 44:2

Leave alive nothing that breathes. Show them no mercy. ~ Deuteronomy 7:2

Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. ~ Psalm 137:9 

Go, now, attack Amalek, and deal with him and all that he has under the ban. Do not spare him, but kill men and women, children and infants, oxen and sheep, camels and asses. (1 Samuel 15:3)

Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. (Num. 31:17) 

You shall not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:18)

Happy those who seize your children and smash them against a rock. (Psalm 137:9)

When the men would not listen to his host, the husband seized his concubine and thrust her outside to them. They had relations with her and abused her all night until the following dawn, when they let her go. Then at daybreak the woman came and collapsed at the entrance of the house in which her husband was a guest, where she lay until the morning. When her husband rose that day and opened the door of the house to start out again on his journey, there lay the woman, his concubine, at the entrance of the house with her hands on the threshold. He said to her, 'Come, let us go'; but there was no answer. So the man placed her on an ass and started out again for home. (Judges 19:25-28)

And the males likewise gave up natural relations with females and burned with lust for one another. Males did shameful things with males and thus received in their own persons the due penalty for their perversity. (Romans 1:27)

Then God said: "Take your son Isaac, your only one, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah. There you shall offer him up as a holocaust on a height that I will point out to you."(Genesis 22:2)

Wives should be subordinate to their husbands as to the Lord. (Ephesians 5:22)

Slaves, be subject to your masters with all reverence, not only to those who are good and equitable but also to those who are perverse. (1 Peter 2:18)

And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. (2 Kings 2:23-24) 

If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, 19  then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die. (Deuteronomy 21: 18)

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. (Isaiah 45:7)

For, lo, I begin to bring evil. (Jeremiah 25:29)

This woman said to me, "Give up your son; we will eat him today, and we will eay my son tomorrow." So we cooked my son and ate him. (2 Kings 6: 28)

Ye cannot serve the Lord, for he is a jealous God; he will not forgive your transgressions nor your sins. If ye forsake the Lord, and serve strange gods, then he will turn and do you hurt, and consume you. (Joshua 24: 20)

The sword of the Lord is filled with blood. (Isaiah 34: 6)

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. (Luke 14:26)

And every one that hath forsaken houses, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, for my name’s sake, shall receive an hundredfold, and shall inherit everlasting life. (Matthew 19: 29)

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19: 27)

Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. (Hos. 13:16)

Man's fate is like that of the animals; the same fate awaits them both: as one dies, so dies the other. All have the same breath; man has no advantage over the animal. Everything is meaningless. (Ecclesiastes 3:19)

And every living substance was destroyed which was upon the face of the ground, both man, and cattle, and the creeping things, and the fowl of the heaven; and they were destroyed from the earth: and Noah only remained alive, and they that were with him in the ark. (Genesis 7: 23)

Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed.  (Exodus 22:19 NAB)

 They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.  (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)

Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death.  Such evil must be purged from Israel.  (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

A WOMAN'S PLACE IN THE BIBLE:
"And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire." (Leviticus 21:9)

"A woman shall not wear man's clothing, nor shall a man put on a woman's clothing; for whoever does these things is an abomination to the LORD your GOD." (Deuteronomy 22:5)

"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." (Deuteronomy 25:11-12)

"Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean." (Leviticus 12:2)

"But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days." (Leviticus 12:5)

"But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God." (I Corinthians 11:3)

"For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man." (I Corinthians 11:8-9)

"Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing. But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go." (Judges 19:24-25)

"Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you." (Deuteronomy 22:24)

"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything." (Ephesians 5:22-24)

"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church." (I Corinthians 14:34-35)

"Let a woman learn in silence with full submission. I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she is to keep silent." (1 Timothy 2: 11)

"Then the firstborn said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is not a man on earth to come in to us after the manner of the earth. Come, let us make our father drink wine, and let us lie with him that we may preserve our family through our father." (Genesis 19: 31/32) 

"If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity." (Deuteronomy 25: 11)

But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.

All the ills from which America suffers can be traced to the teaching of evolution.

If you are not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being.

The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the devil to keep Christians from running their own country.

We're fighting against humanism, we're fighting against liberalism... we are fighting against all the systems of Satan that are destroying our nation today...our battle is with Satan himself.

The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews.

I hope I live to see the day, when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!

Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan in America.

When you arrive in a city, summon the bishops, clergy and people, and preach a solemn sermon on faith; then select certain men of good repute to help you in trying the heretics and suspects denounced before your tribunal.  All who on examination are found guilty or suspected of heresy must promise to absolutely obey the commands of the Church.  If they refuse, you must prosecute them.

I am convinced that I am acting as the agent of our Creator. By fighting off the Jews, I am doing the Lord's work. ~ Mein Kampf and later in a speech before the Reichstag in 1938.

I have followed [the Church] in giving our party program the character of unalterable finality, like the Creed.  The Church has never allowed the Creed to be interfered with.  It is fifteen hundred years since it was formulated, but every suggestion for its amendment, every logical criticism, or attack on it, has been rejected.  The Church has realized that anything and everything can be built up on a document of that sort, no matter how contradictory or irreconcilable with it.  The faithful will swallow it whole, so long as logical reasoning is never allowed to be brought to bear on it.

My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God's truth! was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter. In boundless love as a Christian and as a man I read through the passage which tells us how the Lord at last rose in His might and seized the scourge to drive out of the Temple the brood of vipers and adders. How terrific was his fight against the Jewish poison.    Today, after two thousand years, with deepest emotion I recognize more profoundly than ever before the fact that it was for this that He had to shed his blood upon the Cross.    As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice...    And if there is anything which could demonstrate that we are acting rightly, it is the distress that daily grows. For as a Christian I have also a duty to my own people. And when I look on my people I see them work and work and toil and labor, and at the end of the week they have only for their wages wretchedness and misery.    When I go out in the morning and see these men standing in their queues and look into their pinched faces, then I believe I would be no Christian, but a very devil, if I felt no pity for them, if I did not, as did our Lord two thousand years ago, turn against those by whom today this poor people are plundered and exposed.

I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator.

And the founder of Christianity made no secret indeed of his  estimation of the Jewish people. When He found it necessary, He drove those enemies of the human race out of the Temple of God.

I am now as before a Catholic and will always remain so. (1941)

I had excellent opportunity to intoxicate myself with the solemn splendor of the brilliant church festivals. As was only natural, the abbot seemed to me, as the village priest had once seemed to my father, the highest and most desirable ideal.

The anti-Semitism of the new movement (Christian Social movement)  was based on religious ideas instead of racial knowledge. (Mein Kampf)

Even today I am not ashamed to say that, overpowered by stormy enthusiasm,  I fell down on my knees and thanked Heaven from an overflowing heart for  granting me the good fortune of being permitted to live at this time. (Mein Kampf)

The personification of the devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the Jew. (Mein Kampf)

Anyone who dares to lay hands on the highest image of the Lord commits sacrilege against the benevolent creator of this miracle and contributes to the expulsion from paradise. (Mein Kampf)

Today Christians ... stand at the head of [this country]... I pledge that I  never will tie myself to parties who want to destroy Christianity .. We want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit ... We want to burn out  all the recent immoral developments in literature, in the theater, and in  the press - in short, we want to burn out the poison of immorality which  has entered into our whole life and culture as a result of liberal excess during the past ... (few) years.

For their interests [the Church's] cannot fail to coincide with ours [the National Socialists] alike in our fight against the symptoms of degeneracy in the world of to-day, in our fight against a Bolshevist culture, against atheistic movement, against criminality, and in our struggle for a consciousness of a community in our national life.

We were convinced that the people need and require this faith. We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations: we have stamped it out. ~ 1933 speech in Berlin

My feeling as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded only by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God's truth! was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter. Ref

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should  reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.~  Luke 19:27

Adultery is in your heart not only when you look with excessive sexual zeal at a woman who is not your wife, but also if you look in the same manner at your wife.

Killing is a form of mercy because it rectifies the person.  Sometimes a person cannot be reformed unless he is cut up and burnt....You must kill, burn and lock up those in opposition.

Slay the idolater wherever ye find them and besiege them and prepare for them each ambush ~ Qur'an 9:5

And whoever does not believe in Allah and His Apostle, then surely We have prepared burning fire for the unbelievers.

Humiliate the non-Muslims to such an extent  that they surrender and pay tribute.

They who believe not shalt have garments of fire fitted unto them; boiling  water shall be poured upon their heads; their bowels shall be dissolved thereby, and also their skins, and they shall be beaten with maces of iron.

Have you not regarded that We unleash the devils against, We have set them upon, the disbelievers to urge them, to incite them to [commit] acts of disobedience, impetuously? ~ al-Jalalayn, 19:83. 

(Seest thou not) have you not been informed, O Muhammad, (that We have set the devils on the disbelievers to confound them with confusion) they forcefully drive them to disobey Allah and strongly entice them to do so? ~ Ibn Abbas, 19:83. 

Fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, harass them, lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war. ~ Qur’an:9:5 

O Prophet, urge the faithful to fight. If there are twenty among you with determination they will vanquish two hundred; if there are a hundred then they will slaughter a thousand unbelievers, for the infidels are a people devoid of understanding. ~ Qur’an:8:65 

The Believers fight in Allah's Cause, they slay and are slain, kill and are killed. ~ Qur'an:9:112 

Fight them until all opposition ends and all submit to Allah. ~ Qur'an:8:39 

Our onslaught will not be a weak faltering affair. We shall fight as long as we live. We will fight until you turn to Islam, humbly seeking refuge. We will fight not caring whom we meet. We will fight whether we destroy ancient holdings or newly gotten gains. We have mutilated every opponent. We have  driven them violently before us at the command of Allah and Islam. We will fight until our religion is established. And we will plunder them, for they must suffer disgrace. ~ Ishaq:587

A person who is guided by God will never be misguided by anyone. 

There is on earth among all dangers no more dangerous thing than a richly endowed and adroit reason, especially if she enters into spiritual matters which concern the soul and God. For it is more possible to teach a donkey to read than to blind such a reason and lead it right; for reason must be deluded, blinded, and destroyed. Faith must trample underfoot all reason, sense, and understanding, and whatever it sees must be put out of sight and … know nothing but the word of God. ~ (Works Vol. 12) 

Whoever wishes to be a Christian, let him tear out the eyes of his reason. ~ (First Psalm Lectures, Luther's Works, Vol. 11, p.285)

People gave ear to an upstart astrologer [Copernicus] who strove to show that the earth revolves, not the heavens or the firmament, the sun and the moon. Whoever wishes to appear clever must devise some new system, which of all systems is of course the very best. This fool [or 'man'] wishes to reverse the entire science of astronomy; but sacred Scripture tells us that Joshua commanded the sun to stand still, and not the earth. ~  Table Talk

Their synagogues ... should be set on fire. Their homes should be broken down and destroyed. They ought to be put under one roof or in a stable, like Gypsies, in order that they may realize that they ... are ... but miserable captives. They should be deprived of their prayerbooks and Talmuds. Their rabbis must be forbidden under threat of death to teach any more.

Either God must be unjust, or you, Jews, wicked and ungodly.  You have  been, about fifteen hundred years, a race rejected of God.

Scripture simply says that the moon, the sun, and the stars were placed in the firmament of the heaven, below and above which heaven are the waters... It is likely that the stars are fastened to the firmament like globes of fire, to shed light at night... We Christians must be different from the philosophers in the way we think about the causes of things. And if some are beyond our comprehension like those before us concerning the waters above the heavens, we must believe them rather than wickedly deny them or presumptuously interpret them in conformity with our understanding.

God created Adam master and lord of living creatures, but Eve spoilt all, when she persuaded him to set himself above God's will.  'Tis you women, with your tricks and artifices, that lead men into error.

Antichrist is the pope and the Turk [Muslim] together.  A beast full of life must have a body and soul.  The spirit or soul of Antichrist is the pope, his flesh or body the Turk.

If I had to baptise a Jew, I would take him to the bridge of the Elbe, hang a stone around his neck and push him over with the words 'I baptise thee in the name of Abraham'."   Martin Luther, "Hitler's Spiritual Ancestor by Peter F. Weiner 

Smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger-tips off them

The ink of the scholar is holier than the blood of the martyr.

Do you love your Creator? Love your fellow beings first.

The rights of women are sacred. See that women are maintained in the rights attributed to them.

Well, I can't figure out God.

The feminist agenda is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcdraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.

If you go all the way back to the days just following creation, men lived nine hundred years or more.

Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Many of those people involved with Adolph Hitler were Satanists, many of them were homosexuals--the two things seem to go together.

The courts are merely a ruse, if you will, for humanist,  atheistic educators to beat up on Christians.

The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.

The 2010 Haiti Earthquake: They were under the heel of the French, you know Napoleon the third and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said 'We will serve you if you will get us free from the prince.' True story. And so the devil said, 'Ok it’s a deal.' And they kicked the French out. The Haitians revolted and got something themselves free. But ever since they have been cursed by one thing after another." 

All diseases of Christians are to be ascribed to demons; chiefly do they torment freshly-baptized Christians, yea, even the guiltless new-born infants.

I feel that nothing so casts down the manly mind from  it's height as the fondling of women and those bodily  contacts which belong to the married state. . . . Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way.  They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.

The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.

Any woman who does not give birth to as many  children as she is capable is guilty of murder.

Often a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and  the other parts of the world, about the motions and orbits of the stars and  even their sizes and distances,... and this knowledge he holds with  certainty from reason and experience.  It is thus offensive and disgraceful  for an unbeliever to hear a Christian talk nonsense about such things, claiming that what he is saying is based in Scripture.  We should do all that we can to avoid such an embarrassing situation, which people see as ignorance in the Christian and laugh to scorn.

If there is no hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses.

America is not a country for a dissenter to live in.

The Supreme Court of the United States of America is an institution damned by God almighty.

If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell. (May20, 1988)

I maintain that the Catholic superstructure and organization is not really a Christian organization. Its claims are false. When you remove all the smoke screens and evasions, it is, in fact, a false religion.

The minister of the Gospel is really the yardstick by which the nation measures its morals.

Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact. Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it. ... Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory.

Aids: It is a just retribution for improper sexual misconduct

Poverty: It is very beautiful for the poor to accept their lot. The world is being much helped by the suffering of the poor people.

Homelessness: The problems facing us are due to the fact that we are too distant from Jesus.

Unemployment: First we must learn to love one another.

Abortion: It is the greatest enemy of peace.

Over-Population: There is no problem of overpopulation, only God's will. 

I call, I cling, I want — and there is no One to answer — no One on Whom I can cling — no, No One. — Alone ... Where is my Faith — even deep down right in there is nothing, but emptiness ? darkness — My God — how painful is this unknown pain — I have no Faith — I dare not utter the words ? thoughts that crowd in my heart — ? make me suffer untold agony.

So many unanswered questions live within me afraid to uncover them — because of the blasphemy — If there be God — please forgive me — When I try to raise my thoughts to Heaven — there is such convicting emptiness that those very thoughts return like sharp knives - hurt my very soul. — I am told God loves me — and yet the reality of darkness ? coldness ? emptiness is so great that nothing touches my soul. 

Whatever the natural cause, sin is the true cause of all earthquakes.

Be content to be insigifigant. What loss  would it be to God or man had you never been born? ~ Letter To his wife